Abide Socks

USD $12.00
OS Men's Crew Sock

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Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here! White Russian, to be exact. The perfect drink for a few frames of bowling... and maybe a botched ransom drop.

Think of these socks as little rugs that really tie your feet together. (Fuckin 'ey!) Just better hope that no one pees on them in a case of mistaken identity.

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Abide Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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These really put my whole outfit together
These socks just make everything feel right, man. These socks give my feet this jelly vibe that really works well under linoleum tile, hard wood, soft wood, raging carpet and Persian rugs, man.
These socks make me feel like putting on a bathrobe and making a White Russian.