Abide Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock
USD $12.00
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Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here! White Russian, to be exact. The perfect drink for a few frames of bowling... and maybe a botched ransom drop.

Think of these socks as little rugs that really tie your feet together. (Fuckin 'ey!) Just better hope that no one pees on them in a case of mistaken identity.

About Our Products

  • Men's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
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Abide Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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  • Overall Rating
  • El_Duderino
  • Rating:
  • 4/6/17
  • These really put my whole outfit together
  • These socks just make everything feel right, man. These socks give my feet this jelly vibe that really works well under linoleum tile, hard wood, soft wood, raging carpet and Persian rugs, man.
  • Rating:
  • 12/9/16
  • These socks make me feel like putting on a bathrobe and making a White Russian.

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