Acoustic Bear Sweatshirt

USD $44.00
Crewneck Sweatshirt
USD $44.00

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PLEASE NOTE: This special-order item is NOT guaranteed to arrive by Dec. 25, and cannot be expedited. May ship separately from other items.
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This camping season, be "bear aware!" Put all food items in a bear-resistant storage box. Never place food inside or outside your tent. And whatever you do, never, ever leave out an acoustic guitar. That's right. In addition to being able to open jars and door handles, bears are phenomenal guitar players. If given the opportunity, they'll start strumming on some Neil Young or Creedence -- or even Jimmy Buffett -- thus luring humans out of their tents and into a false sense of security.

They're clever creatures. No getting around it.

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The Details

Product Type Unisex Fleece Pullover

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content Cotton/Poly, Sewn in Pakistan, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest20"21"23"25"26.5"28"
Length27"28"29"30"31"32"

*Measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Cotton/Poly Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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