Alcoholic Seltzer Enthusiast

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Hard Seltzer Sommelier I'm what you'd call an "alcoholic seltzer enthusiast." I'm like James Suckling of spiked fizzy water. If there were a magazine called Alcoholic Seltzer Spectator, I would be the editor, and I would write reviews that would say things like: "It has a ripe palate with a watermelon nose, finishes strong and zingy." Or, "Aromas of black cherry and only the finest natural flavors give a textural density rarely found in a varietal with less than 2 grams of sugar." See? I could do this right now!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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