Alien Construction

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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We're not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens. Want proof that the aliens built the Giza pyramids? Simple. Each of those hewn stones weighed over two tons. There were no cranes back in those days. Are you telling me they just had some Egyptian Paul Bunyan carrying them? Possibly. But seems unlikely.

Also, each of the pyramids lines up precisely with the stars of Orion's belt, or some dumb crap like that.

Furthermore, any feat of ancient human engineering that we don't understand we can pretty much chalk up to aliens. Cuz why not?

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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