Aliens Women's Socks

OS Women's Crew Sock

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $7.00

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Ever wonder what kind of socks Special Agent Mulder wears underneath his suit pants? Me neither. But it was probably something like these. The truth is out there. We are not alone. And so forth.

In fact, there are probably aliens among us right now. Watching. Learning. Reporting. Possibly twerking. Maybe it's the person right next to you. Wait, don't look! I mean, look, but don't look look. Great, now he saw you. Ugh! Did you see if he was wearing these socks?

About Our Products

  • Women's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for outrageous softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
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Aliens Women's Socks

OS Women's Crew Sock

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  • bkw
  • Rating:
  • 12/19/16
  • Aliens Have Landed
  • Bought these to wear with some alien shoes I have. They are comfy and fit nicely.

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