All Seeing Pizza Slice Dad Hat

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In ancient Calzonia, the all-seeing pizza slice was worshipped as the divine embodiment of balance: crust (earth), sauce (lifeblood), cheese (heavens), and toppings (humanity). Legend told of its origin from the Oven of Insight, granting seers visions in molten cheese. By the Renaissance, artists subtly incorporated the symbol into paintings, representing the balance of indulgence and sustenance. As conspiracy theories grew in the 20th century, some believed global pizzaiolos controlled world events.

Today, this savory emblem serves as a reminder: In a world hungry for answers, sometimes you just need a slice of perspective.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.