About this product
Give up! You are beaten! It is useless to resist. Come with me now and--
Now, what's this?! A laser dot! The weapon of a true Jedi. Come back here, you stupid dot! I'll get you one of these days!
Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.LEARN MORE