Amateur Hour

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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What Time Is It? To some of us, St. Patrick's Day means time to put on our green plastic hat, pack ourselves into sweaty bars and get hammered on green Jell-O shots. To the rest of us, St. Patrick's Day means who are all these lunatics turning my bar into a leprechaun frathouse?

Don't get us wrong. We love to party. But some of us don't need a once-a-year excuse to start drinking at noon. Some of us know how to consume alcohol without peeing ourselves. Or making out with a traffic cone. Or biting a riot cop. Some of us are professionals.

But hey, to each his own. Happy Amateur Hour -- I mean St. Patrick's Day!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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