Apocalypse Meow

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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We love the smell of catnip in the morning.

Special Forces officer Captain Whiskers is sent on a mission with top-secret orders to find and kill Colonel Kuddles, who has set up his own army of feral cats deep within the crabgrass by the fence. Whiskers takes with him a crew of mostly kittens. Rock 'n rollers with one paw in the grave. As Whiskers descends on his target, he is slowly consumed by the mystical powers of the backyard, and fights to maintain some semblance of sanity.

His crew succumbs to catnip and, one by one, descends into naps. As Whiskers reaches his destination, he realizes that he has becomes more and more like the cat he was sent to target. So the two of them take turns getting their heads stuck in an old bag of Ruffles.

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