Apocalypse Meow

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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We love the smell of catnip in the morning. Special Forces officer Captain Whiskers is sent on a mission with top-secret orders to find and kill Colonel Kuddles, who has set up his own army of feral cats deep within the crabgrass by the fence. Whiskers takes with him a crew of mostly kittens. Rock 'n rollers with one paw in the grave. As Whiskers descends on his target, he is slowly consumed by the mystical powers of the backyard, and fights to maintain some semblance of sanity.

His crew succumbs to catnip and, one by one, descends into naps. As Whiskers reaches his destination, he realizes that he has becomes more and more like the cat he was sent to target. So the two of them take turns getting their heads stuck in an old bag of Ruffles.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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