Apollo 19
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Apollo 19


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Do you know about Apollo 19?

Apollo 17 was the final mission of the US's lunar landing program. Sure, that's what the government wants you to believe. We now know that there was a top-secret Apollo 18 mission, in which we found aliens on the Moon. (Duh.) But that was just the beginning...

Headline Shirts has uncovered evidence of Apollo 19! We went back to broker a land deal with the aliens. We sent two astronauts, one of whom was a certified realtor, and a bald eagle with an olive branch. (The eagle died moments after leaving the ship, but they got the idea.)

And only we have the evidence! We could seriously get killed just for telling you this, so please, help us spread the word before we mysteriously disappear!

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