Are the Assholes Still in Charge?

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Just Wondering... Hi there! Just thought I'd pop my head out to see if the assholes are still in charge. Particularly wondering about that one asshole -- you know, the Mega Asshole? -- but also the other assholes. There's the white-haired asshole who talks like a homophobic robot. Then that ugly racist asshole who writes the speeches for the Mega Asshole. Oh, and the asshole who looks like a rooster with glasses? Oooph, that asshole.

So, any update on that? Ah. Mmm hmm. I see. OK. So basically, yes? Oh, but maybe not for much longer? Well, that's good! Ah. But it could be for another four years? I see. Or possibly even longer than that, depending on whether we still have a democracy still? Well, OK then. I'm gonna head back in. See you again on November 3rd.

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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