Are the Assholes Still in Charge?

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Just Wondering... Hi there! Just thought I'd pop my head out to see if the assholes are still in charge. Particularly wondering about that one asshole -- you know, the Mega Asshole? -- but also the other assholes. There's the white-haired asshole who talks like a homophobic robot. Then that ugly racist asshole who writes the speeches for the Mega Asshole. Oh, and the asshole who looks like a rooster with glasses? Oooph, that asshole.

So, any update on that? Ah. Mmm hmm. I see. OK. So basically, yes? Oh, but maybe not for much longer? Well, that's good! Ah. But it could be for another four years? I see. Or possibly even longer than that, depending on whether we still have a democracy still? Well, OK then. I'm gonna head back in. See you again on November 3rd.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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