Area 51
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Looking for an exciting family vacation that's off the beaten path? One where science fiction and present day collide, and you'll find mysterious creatures from faraway worlds??
Then don't come to Area 51 because you'll find none of that here. Nope. All you'll find here is hundreds of square miles of remote desert with absolutely nothing exceptional happening. No aliens. No flying saucer wreckage. No hypersonic stealth drones. No wormhole generators. No rooms full of jars of green liquid containing the brains of ex-presidents. Not at all.
It's just a boring, top-secret nothingburger, with thousands of square miles of restricted airspace. So keep moving. Nothing to see here. Shoo! No seriously, you'll get shot if you even try.
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