Artisanal Bullsh-t
USD $28.00
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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USD $28.00
About this product
Why not pay for a batch of bullsh*t? Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.
Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.
Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?
Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.
Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.
Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?
Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Artisanal Bullsh-t
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Kimberly
Christmas bullshit
Bought for my 18 year old nephew for which it was evidently custom made. PERFECT in every aspect
12/31/16
Okay
Perfect
Not going to write anything because I hate when websites tell me what to do.
10/9/16
UNCLEMYMY
Brilliant
True bullshit artist love it. The Gullible are just to stupid and it fun to see them try tonight's out the humor in it.
9/21/16
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