Artisanal Bullshit Tote Bag

Regular Price: USD $19.00

Special Price: USD $16.00

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Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.

Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.

Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?

Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.

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Paula
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Instead of plastic
I have at least a dozen canvas bags (I believe 8 are from you!) and don’t leave home without them. Thank you so very much for making people smile! I make so many people smile with your bags.....Now, that is a positive thing in a time of negativity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6/21/18

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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