Artisanal Bullsh*t
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Artisanal Bullsh*t

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Why not pay for a batch of bullsh*t?

Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.

Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.

Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?

Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.

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