Baboons Typing Socks

OS Men's Crew Socks
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We're not suggesting that wearing our Baboon Socks will somehow "turn you into" a baboon. But you may feel like one!

Sure, we did some user testing. And yes, some (very large) percentage of subjects did suddenly develop physical traits of the subfamily Cercopithecinae, such as long muzzles, sharp canine teeth and a taste for small antelopes. But those side effects could occur with any product, right?

OK, look. We seriously did not see this coming. We just told the sock wizard that we wanted baboon socks. We didn't say anything about a magic spell. He just "threw that in" for free. Who does that?

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