Back to 1985 Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $5.00


These socks have been officially tested and approved for:

Traveling back in time through an obscure performance car
Meeting the teenage version of your mother and creepily becoming the object of her desires
Saying, "Whoa, this is heavy" over and over again
Telling people their shoe is untied and then slapping them in the face when they look down
Punching out bullies in parking lots

These socks are not approved for use on roads. But where we're going, we don't need... roads.

About Our Products

  • Men's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
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Back to 1985 Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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  • Satch
  • Rating:
  • 3/17/17
  • Socks
  • Love the socks!
  • Kay
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  • 10/19/16
  • Adored them!
  • I love these socks! They're also perfect because I'm in a class called "American Time Travels." I put my feet on the table and we all start talking about Back to the Future!

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