Bad Seagull

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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This is the seagull your mom warned you about. Just look at that devil-may-care attitude. Casually smoking a cigarette like he owns the beach. And let's face it, he does own the beach. Or at least this stretch of it, between the funnel cake stand and the Clam Shack. (After that it becomes Johnny Pelican's turf, but that's another story.) And nothing happens here without his say-so.

We're telling you, nothing but bad news awaits you if you get involved with this seagull. Sure he might be exciting — even thrilling at times. But sooner or later, he's going to get you in trouble. He'll ask you to do something you're not comfortable with. Maybe eat some strange thing off the ground. Or poop on an innocent child. That's right. Don't think he won't go there. He's gone there.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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