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You're hired! Granted, it's too early to speculate on who will be running for president in 2020 (or whenever it ends up being). Still, we're already getting excited about a run by someone with the most basic fucking level of mental stability.
Literally anyone. Doesn't matter. Democrat, Republican, independent, Rastafarian Scientologist -- you name it. Doesn't theoretically even need to be human. We'd take a really smart orangutan, or one of those octopuses that can solve puzzles, so long as they demonstrate even the faintest whiff of a sound mind.
Hell, we'd even take Pence.
OK, not Pence.
Literally anyone. Doesn't matter. Democrat, Republican, independent, Rastafarian Scientologist -- you name it. Doesn't theoretically even need to be human. We'd take a really smart orangutan, or one of those octopuses that can solve puzzles, so long as they demonstrate even the faintest whiff of a sound mind.
Hell, we'd even take Pence.
OK, not Pence.
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Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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Basic Level of Mental Stability for President
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt