Basic Level of Mental Stability for President

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Special Price: USD $19.00

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You're hired! Granted, it's too early to speculate on who will be running for president in 2020 (or whenever it ends up being). Still, we're already getting excited about a run by someone with the most basic fucking level of mental stability.

Literally anyone. Doesn't matter. Democrat, Republican, independent, Rastafarian Scientologist -- you name it. Doesn't theoretically even need to be human. We'd take a really smart orangutan, or one of those octopuses that can solve puzzles, so long as they demonstrate even the faintest whiff of a sound mind.

Hell, we'd even take Pence.

OK, not Pence.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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