Basic Level of Mental Stability for President

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Women's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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You're hired! Granted, it's too early to speculate on who will be running for president in 2020 (or whenever it ends up being). Still, we're already getting excited about a run by someone with the most basic fucking level of mental stability.

Literally anyone. Doesn't matter. Democrat, Republican, independent, Rastafarian Scientologist -- you name it. Doesn't theoretically even need to be human. We'd take a really smart orangutan, or one of those octopuses that can solve puzzles, so long as they demonstrate even the faintest whiff of a sound mind.

Hell, we'd even take Pence.

OK, not Pence.

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