Beach Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $4.00


Why do you need our beach socks? Because when you're in the midst of another stressful day at work -- with Rick screaming at you for those July numbers and Gladys incessantly reading her emails aloud while she types -- there's a small part of you that will be on vacation. (And that part is your feet, in case that wasn't clear.)

So Rick can keep shouting until he's blue in the face. And Gladys can keep talking to herself until they haul her off to the looney bin. It doesn't bother you. Because you, mi amigo, are in another place!

About Our Products

  • Men's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
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Beach Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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  • Overall Rating
  • Mack
  • Rating:
  • 3/22/17
  • Beach Socks
  • These socks are really cool and I can't wait until summer to wear them with my flip flops!

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