Bicycle Cop
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Bicycle Cop

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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USD $28.00

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Why Did We Design This?

In a dystopic Portland, OR, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg... on the bicycle beat.
His prime directives: To serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Wear a helmet. And use hand signals when making turns.
Don't let the chrome cargo shorts fool you. This is the future of law enforcement. As long as the criminals don't have cars.

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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