Biden 2020: Good Enough

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Truth in Campaign Advertising


I know, I know. You're trying your damnedest to get excited about Joe Biden. And it's like trying to get excited about Shredded Wheat. He's another old white guy who's past his political due date. He's a gaffe machine who sometimes sounds at war with the English language. And he's been known to give an unsolicited back rub or ten. (Shudder.)

But here are a few things to put in the "plus" column:
1. He's not a white nationalist.
2. He never openly bragged about sexually assaulting women.
3. He can read above a second-grade level.
4. He drinks water like a human.
5. He never gassed peaceful protestors so he could pose with a Bible that he's never opened in his life because he's not religious and can barely read.
6. He actually wants to be president.
7. He believes climate change is real, and wants to do something about it.
8. He's not a festering, vile-spitting, orange-stained blob of hate and insecurity.
9. He's not Vladimir Putin's stooge.
10. He's an actual, decent human being.

To summarize: "Biden 2020. Good Enough."

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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