Birthday Boy

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Lordy Lordy, Look Who's Turning... Uh, 2000-Something

I know a special guy who's birthday is coming up! Wonder if he's doing anything special. My guess is he'll probably just celebrate with a few friends. Maybe have some cake. I guess birthdays get less special when you've had over 2000 of them.

It must suck that his birthday happens to fall on Christmas though. I'll bet people only get him one gift for both.

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Birthday Boy

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • Hleahtor
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  • 12/26/17
  • Fairly regular customer from Georgia
  • I bought a couple of these, one for me and one for a bud. This isn't exactly the least religious place in 'merica, but even the grocery clerks on xmas eve liked them, and wanted to know where I got them. One was even cute, whatever, I'm an old fart with strong opinions, and I still like the shirt.

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