Birthday Boy

USD $28.00
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Lordy Lordy, Look Who's Turning... Uh, 2000-Something

I know a special guy who's birthday is coming up! Wonder if he's doing anything special. My guess is he'll probably just celebrate with a few friends. Maybe have some cake. I guess birthdays get less special when you've had over 2000 of them.

It must suck that his birthday happens to fall on Christmas though. I'll bet people only get him one gift for both.

Photo Credit: @neodie

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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Birthday Boy

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Fairly regular customer from Georgia
I bought a couple of these, one for me and one for a bud. This isn't exactly the least religious place in 'merica, but even the grocery clerks on xmas eve liked them, and wanted to know where I got them. One was even cute, whatever, I'm an old fart with strong opinions, and I still like the shirt.

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