Books & Sh*t Tote Bag

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Maybe this sounds highbrow in our age of visual media, but we still think there's no greater joy in life than books & sh*t. Seriously, we'll take a good book & sh*t over just about any other sh*t.

We encourage today's youth to study the classics, like Shakespeare Tolstoy, Hemingway, and all that other sh*t. Because then you'll really know the good sh*t from the bad sh*t.

Don't get us wrong, we have our guilty pleasures, like that Harry Potter sh*t. That's good sh*t too. But it's not as good as that classic sh*t.

About Our Products

Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Books & Sh*t Tote Bag


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  • Nicole
  • Rating:
  • 1/26/17
  • My favorite tote
  • Everywhere I go, I get so many compliments and laughs at this tote! People always ask what's in the tote :)
  • JP
  • Rating:
  • 8/22/16
  • Everyone who sees it, wants it
  • Major hit with everyone. I could have sold it at a profit, but can't part with it. Too funny and very handy as well.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.