Bring Back the Mammoth

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $20.00

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Special Price: USD $20.00

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What's the hold up? Scientists say they now have enough DNA to clone a live woolly mammoth. Which raises a profound philosophical question: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WAITING FOR?

Seriously, what else are they doing? Testing more dirt on Mars? (Yup, it's dirt all right!) Let's get all hands on deck and start crankin' out some big hairy elephants -- stat! Remember how excited we got when they cloned a goat? That was a goat. This is a woolly fucking mammoth!

Now, we know what the critics will say: "Have we learned nothing from 'Jurassic Park?'" Fair point. But remember, that was dinosaurs. Totally different thing. No T-Rexes to eat people this time. Do it now!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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