Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Things may seem bad right now. Maybe even hopeless. Still, call me an optimist, but I think we're doomed.

Now, I can already hear the naysayers: "But the ice caps are melting! Democracy is dying! Crime waves! Civil war! Horse paste! JOE ROGAN!!”

No arguments here. Those are all awful things. Even so, I just have this hunch that everything is going to end up not-at-all OK. I guess I'm just a "glass is half full of poisonous liquid" kind of person. A dreamer of a whole-lot-worse tomorrow.

Of course, I'm not naive. I'm not saying we'll all be living in some "utopian hell." I just know that when human beings put their minds to it, there's nothing we can't utterly destroy.

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Product Type Cotton/Poly Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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