Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $20.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

* Required Fields

Share By Email Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest Share to Reddit

About this product

Things may seem bad right now. Maybe even hopeless. Still, call me an optimist, but I think we're doomed.

Now, I can already hear the naysayers: "But the ice caps are melting! Democracy is dying! Crime waves! Civil war! Horse paste! JOE ROGAN!!”

No arguments here. Those are all awful things. Even so, I just have this hunch that everything is going to end up not-at-all OK. I guess I'm just a "glass is half full of poisonous liquid" kind of person. A dreamer of a whole-lot-worse tomorrow.

Of course, I'm not naive. I'm not saying we'll all be living in some "utopian hell." I just know that when human beings put their minds to it, there's nothing we can't utterly destroy.

Similar Products

The Details

Product Type Cotton/Poly Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


There are no reviews yet!

Do you own this item? Be the first to share your experience

Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Write A Review

  • Overall Rating

You may also like



HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.