Canary Flashmob
Model is 5'9" and 160 lbs. He is wearing a size medium. Click to view our sizing chart

Canary Flashmob


No reviews

USD $18.00

* Required Fields


How do canaries even know about flashmobs?

There we were. In the Great Karoo of South Africa. We were searching for signs of the mysterious quagga stallion, long believed to be extinct. As we crested the dolerite sill to gain a better vantage, the yellow storm approached.

At first, we thought our eyes deceived us. The sky -- indeed, the very air around us -- began to breathe a gorgeous yellow. As the massive cloud got within 50 meters, we realized we were witnessing the largest canary flashmob anyone had ever seen! Enough canaries to render the sun itself obsolete.

How do canaries even know about flashmobs?

About Our Products

Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

There are no reviews yet!
Do you own this item? Be the first to share your experience

Canary Flashmob


Write A Review

  • Overall Rating

You may also like these (just sayin')...



Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.