Can't Touch This

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $11.00

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $11.00

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Regular Price: USD $28.00

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Why can't I touch this? Stop. Can't touch this! Well, I suppose you could touch this, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it because it's got sharp spines all over it to protect against herbivores. And if one of those spines pricked you, it's really going to hurt.

So I guess the motto should be, "You can try and touch this, but considering the cost/benefit analysis, it's probably not worth it." That doesn't really have the same punch though, does it? Let's go back to "Can't touch this!"

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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