Can't Touch This
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Can't Touch This

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Why can't I touch this?

Stop. Can't touch this! Well, I suppose you could touch this, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it because it's got sharp spines all over it to protect against herbivores. And if one of those spines pricked you, it's really going to hurt.

So I guess the motto should be, "You can try and touch this, but considering the cost/benefit analysis, it's probably not worth it." That doesn't really have the same punch though, does it? Let's go back to "Can't touch this!"

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Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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