Can't Touch This

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $16.00

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $16.00

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Regular Price: USD $24.00

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Why can't I touch this? Stop. Can't touch this! Well, I suppose you could touch this, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it because it's got sharp spines all over it to protect against herbivores. And if one of those spines pricked you, it's really going to hurt.

So I guess the motto should be, "You can try and touch this, but considering the cost/benefit analysis, it's probably not worth it." That doesn't really have the same punch though, does it? Let's go back to "Can't touch this!"

Photo Credit: @gverastyle

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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