Captain Ahab

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Ahab Gonna Ahab OK, he's a little bit of a sore loser. But wouldn't you be? What with that damn white whale tormenting him and driving him to madness.

Sure, he was a little overconfident. Cocky even. And he tried to impose his will upon nature, like some sort of god. But he's only human. And that whale bit his frickin' leg off.

But even as he approaches his fate, the salty Captain still has a few zingers left in him. And he's earned the right to call his nemesis a name or two. So take that, ya dick! From hell’s heart I talk shit at thee!

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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Captain Ahab

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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ZenGrrl
Rating:
A+
I love t-shirts. I have literally hundreds of t-shirts and they all mean something or express something about me. This is one of the funniest shirts I've ever bought. Everyone that has seen it bursts out laughing. It's so awesome AND well made. I had to return a women's size for a men's size because of the cut. Now it fits perfectly and it's sooooo comfy.
12/30/18
don't panic
Rating:
perfect!
A good time was had by all...christmas t-shirts that were a cut above.
12/29/16
LM
Rating:
very nice
Good fit, nice color, clear lettering and picture
9/30/16

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