Captain Ahab
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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Regular Price: USD $28.00
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About this product
Ahab Gonna Ahab OK, he's a little bit of a sore loser. But wouldn't you be? What with that damn white whale tormenting him and driving him to madness.
Sure, he was a little overconfident. Cocky even. And he tried to impose his will upon nature, like some sort of god. But he's only human. And that whale bit his frickin' leg off.
But even as he approaches his fate, the salty Captain still has a few zingers left in him. And he's earned the right to call his nemesis a name or two. So take that, ya dick! From hell’s heart I talk shit at thee!
Sure, he was a little overconfident. Cocky even. And he tried to impose his will upon nature, like some sort of god. But he's only human. And that whale bit his frickin' leg off.
But even as he approaches his fate, the salty Captain still has a few zingers left in him. And he's earned the right to call his nemesis a name or two. So take that, ya dick! From hell’s heart I talk shit at thee!
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The Details
Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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Captain Ahab
Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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ZenGrrl
A+
I love t-shirts. I have literally hundreds of t-shirts and they all mean something or express something about me. This is one of the funniest shirts I've ever bought. Everyone that has seen it bursts out laughing. It's so awesome AND well made. I had to return a women's size for a men's size because of the cut. Now it fits perfectly and it's sooooo comfy.
12/30/18
don't panic
perfect!
A good time was had by all...christmas t-shirts that were a cut above.
12/29/16
LM
very nice
Good fit, nice color, clear lettering and picture
9/30/16
BLZeebub
Yo ho and a bottle of...
Captain Ahab was RIGHT! Too bad he didn't have Headline Shirts in his day. He might have been better able to weather his angst against the The Great White Whale and deal with his unexamined issues. But then we'd never have had Mr. Hawthorne's great opus to things left unsaid.
9/25/16
Doc Anchovy
Whale's A Dick
I and my friends (A lot of Commercial Fishermen in there) all get a big kick out of the shirt. It's also really comfortable and well sized.
8/31/16
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