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Got any friends that are always a little low on cash? OK guys, thanks for a fun weekend. Before you go, remember that you all owe me for the cabin, so please pony up. Cash only, please. No, Derrick, I don't accept personal checks. Why? Because they're a pain in the ass, and also because you belong to that weird credit union with the golf ball logo and I just don't trust it.

No, Jen, please don't PayPal me. Last time you did that I had to remind you 40 times, and then you forgot to select the "personal gift" option so I got charged a fee. Guys, seriously, you need to bring cash.

Dude, Josh, what the hell is this? A gift card? Are you kidding me? I don't care if it's accepted at any Loews AMC Cineplex nationwide. You know what's accepted everywhere? Actual freakin' money. I can't pay the rent with a movie gift card.

Andre, before you even start, I'm not going to trade for another one of your glass sculptures. This isn't Burningman, dude, this is real life.

OK, that's it. Next year one of you deadbeats can plan the trip.

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