Cat Lawyer

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Have you been injured at home? Were you given a bath against your will? Did someone try to pet you in that spot you hate? Do they keep putting things back on the counter after you knock them over? Clawford & Associates has helped hundreds of felines like you get the money they deserve!

"When I was awakened by the sound of a vacuum, the insurance company wouldn't cover my claim. That's when I called Clawford & Associates. They got me justice 'fur real!'"

Let our attorneys fight to get you just compensation for:
> Loud noises
> Not enough petting
> Too much petting
> Wrong kind of petting
> Strangers in your house
> Being stared at
> Unsolicited belly rubs
> Changes of any kind to your daily routine
> And more!

No fee unless we win. Call 1-899-HISSSSS! That number again: 1-899-HISSSSS! Se habla español.

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