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"There have been a lot of ugly rumors recently about troops experiencing severe anxiety, depression, nightmares, anger and even suicidal tendencies." said Lt. Col. Jim Wald, a Pentagon spokesperson. "But as this report shows, the troops are actually having a blast!"
The strangely untitled, one-page report appeared to have been heavily edited, with all but seven words covered over with black marker. Though the visible words were scattered across three paragraphs, they did form a coherent sentence: "The troops… are… having… a… blast… here."
As for the huge chunks of seemingly deleted text in between and around the non-deleted words, Wald explained they were "just typos."
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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