Chicken Sandwich War Veteran

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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I love the smell of fryer oil in the morning.


Well I wasn't going to talk about it, but since you asked: Yes, I am a veteran. Served in the Chicken Sandwich Wars. Did too many tours to even count. First they threw me into the Popeye's theater. I was straight out of basic training. Next thing I know I'm staring down down 700 calories of fried, battle-tested deliciousness -- knowing full well there was an army of potato wedges right behind them. I ain't ashamed to admit that I soiled my trousers more than once that day.

One battle bled into another. Chick-fil-A. KFC. Burger King. Wendy's. Pretty soon you get numb to it. You can't remember which sandwich has the pickles on the top, and which has them on the bottom. It's like you're not even human anymore.

Aren't you going to thank me for my service?

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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