Chicken Sandwich War Veteran
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Well I wasn't going to talk about it, but since you asked: Yes, I am a veteran. Served in the Chicken Sandwich Wars. Did too many tours to even count. First they threw me into the Popeye's theater. I was straight out of basic training. Next thing I know I'm staring down down 700 calories of fried, battle-tested deliciousness -- knowing full well there was an army of potato wedges right behind them. I ain't ashamed to admit that I soiled my trousers more than once that day.
One battle bled into another. Chick-fil-A. KFC. Burger King. Wendy's. Pretty soon you get numb to it. You can't remember which sandwich has the pickles on the top, and which has them on the bottom. It's like you're not even human anymore.
Aren't you going to thank me for my service?
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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