Clever Girl

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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My, aren't we clever?

Ah, clever girl. Here I am, an experienced hunter who does not underestimate his prey. And you — a dinosaur — have gotten the slip on me. The hunter has become the hunted. Yes, you are a clever girl. And what's this? You're wearing a labcoat and safety goggles, the uniform of a scientist — a very clever profession. Is that an Erlenmeyer flask in your hand? It seems you've synthesized your own chemical compound, which has shown promise in early trials of treating dinosaur ADHD? The cleverness is reaching absurd levels. In fact, I'm sure "clever" really suffices anymore. Now it almost seems like an insult.

So... Are you still going to tear me to pieces and eat me?

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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