About this product
Just think about it. The whole thing is a trap. Polar bears post a few sad photos of themselves drifting on tiny slabs of ice the ocean (you can do a lot with camera angles). A couple "Time" Magazine covers later, we're all freaking out about melting ice. So we send some scientists up there to check things out. And then -- bam! -- the polar bears attack. It's an easy meal. Are we starting to connect the dots here?
Polar ice caps? More like polar ice crap!