Cold Blooded

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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How could anyone be so cold? I tell you what, this chameleon is one cold-blooded son of a bitch. And not just because he uses exothermic means to control his body temperature. There's that, sure. But we mean he's a cold-blooded killer. Just look at him. Clearly he's a hitman for the lizard mob or something.

Yes, we understand that his body temperature varies with the weather, meaning that he is scientifically cold blooded. But that's not what we're focusing on here. We're saying he's deadly. Don't cross him. In fact, don't even look at him. He's a freakin' psycho.

A psycho who warms his internal temperature by basking on sunny rocks.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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