Cold War Vet

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Why don't we have a memorial to the chimps who served in the space program? Hell, we didn't even ask them if they wanted to go to space. The least we could do is give them a statue or something.

Well here's our tribute to you, "Ham the Astrochimp." Hope you don't mind that we made you a smoker. Somehow we always had that image of you in our head, and it just felt right.

You're a true hero of the Cold War -- right up there with the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and the late "Master of Disaster" Apollo Creed. (Rest in peace.)

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