Comin' Up Milhous

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Why is former President Nixon so happy? I tell you what, folks. Lookin' down from my big Oval Office in the Sky, things ain't looking so bad for ol' Tricky Dick these days. Sure, I resigned in disgrace, but people have a short memory. And after what a certain successor of mine dragged the country through, a little burglary and wiretapping starts to seem pretty damn quaint.

So I wasn't exactly the world's nicest guy. My private conversations were often just an avalanche of profanity. I didn't like a lot of people. Or any people, really. And there were certain things I was not good at, such as ending the Vietnam War, hiring competent robbers, and not leaving an audio trail of my own criminal behavior.

But I also opened up relations with China, signed one of the first nuclear-arms treaties, and started the Environmental Protection Agency. (Didn't see that one coming, did you?) Plus I liked to bowl, which has since earned me an ironic admiration among hipsters and fans of The Big Lebowski.

You might say everything's comin' up Milhous!

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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