Confucius Says... (Special Order)

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What's the Deal With This Confucius Guy, Anyway? In an amazing find, scholars have uncovered a previously unknown set of writings by Confucius that reveal a completely different side of the Chinese philosopher. The following is a sampling of the aphorisms found within.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Except for karaoke. Never really got why that's popular.

When anger rises, think of the consequences. Then go ahead and fight that nightclub bouncer anyway. It's worth it.

Everything has beauty. In the case of naked mole rats, it's just buried, like, waaaay deep. Who am I kidding, those things are disgusting.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. But do us all a favor and get out of the f--king fast lane.

He who will not economize will have to agonize. You feel me? Better recognize.


And perhaps the most surprising of all...

Think for your damn self.

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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Confucius Says... (Special Order)

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Ginger
Rating:
Everything a tee should be
Soft and smooth. Great fit and funny too.
12/24/17
kelly
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love this one
just love this shirt
8/28/16

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