Cryptid Coat of Arms
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Cryptid Coat of Arms


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Why Did We Design This?

What's the world's most exclusive private club? Is it New York's Union Club? The Soho House Group in London? Or perhaps Bar Executive in Hong Kong?

The answer: None of the above. The world's most exclusive club is the Cryptid Social Club. This mega-snobby association boasts fewer than 15 members, and its location is not even known. There is just one requirement for joining: You must be a mythical creature whose existence has not been proven. (Jacket and tie is encouraged, but not mandatory.)

Bigfoot, the Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster are all charter members. Famously, "El Platypus" was recently kicked out of the club when he was determined to be a real animal.

No one really knows what goes on at club events. Photography is strictly forbidden.

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

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Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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