Cryptids of America
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Not to brag, but this may be the most complete t-shirt taxonomy of American cryptids to date. (SIDENOTE: That's a killer line to use on a first date.)
Granted, it's not exhaustive. There were some deserving names we didn't have room for. (Shout out to Pukwudgie, Dover Demon and Snallygaster. We still love you.) But if you're a certified cryptozoologist like we are — or you're just studying to get your degree — this shirt is for you!
And even if you're cryptid-clueless, we still think it's a handy reference. Let's say you find yourself in Loveland, Ohio, and you see a giant anthropomorphic frog walking towards you. You could:
A. Freak the f--k out and run.
B. Consult your t-shirt and realize: "Oh! Silly me; that's just the Loveland Frogman!" (Then freak the f--k out and run.)
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Product Type Cotton/Poly Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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