Custer's Last Words
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Custer's Last Words

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So why the heck did we make this?

Hey, call me cocky. Lord knows it wouldn't be the first time. But you gotta like these odds. Am I right? I mean, here I am, Colonel George A. Custer. Decorated Civil War hero. The guy they call "Ol' Lucky Custer." And while I can't get a clear view of that village behind those hills, I'd say there can't be more than -- what -- 800 hostiles there? You know what we call that in the 7th Cavalry? A cakewalk!

Now, I know I've been marching my men and horses to the brink of collapse. And I know there have been "disquieting reports" of masses of Cheyenne and Lakota warriors mobilizing for one last fight to defend their homeland. And I can clearly see that my second in command has been drinking since sunrise. But I've got a hunch this is going to work.

I mean, come on! The West has already been won, people. What do they have left to fight for? Sitting Bull? Pfffft! More like "Scaredy Bull," am I right? Wait, that's a good one -- somebody write that down. Maybe I'll start a career in comedy after this is done. Alright, enough chit chat. Hurrah, boys, let's go get 'em!

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