Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $16.00

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $16.00

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We got this from a reliable source. I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.

What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!

Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Tvtag23
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Great and funny shirt
Great quality shirt, got lots of compliments on it. Funny and relevant!
4/6/18
ChincoPonyGirl
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Fantastic feel & fit!
Love the smooth, velvety feel of this shirt! The fit was exactly what I expected, too. Just wish you'd make a "Follow the trail of the dead Russians" shirt also - I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
7/12/17
symea
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your shirts
I love your shirts! I seriously have bought my husband....like 10 so far. They are great quality and super comfy! love it !!!!!!!
6/26/17

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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