Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

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I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.

What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!

Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.

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Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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  • ChincoPonyGirl
  • Rating:
  • 7/12/17
  • Fantastic feel & fit!
  • Love the smooth, velvety feel of this shirt! The fit was exactly what I expected, too. Just wish you'd make a "Follow the trail of the dead Russians" shirt also - I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
  • symea
  • Rating:
  • 6/26/17
  • your shirts
  • I love your shirts! I seriously have bought my 10 so far. They are great quality and super comfy! love it !!!!!!!
  • sierrasu
  • Rating:
  • 6/25/17
  • Great Tee!
  • Love this tee! Very comfortable and color goes with everything! I have already received positive smiles and compliments on it.

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