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I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.
What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!
Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.
We got this from a reliable source.
I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.
What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!
Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.
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The Details
Product Type Men's T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight
Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed By Us, From Scratch
Hand Screenprinted In California
Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric
Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag
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Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching
Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Grammy
Even my grandson likes this one
There are very few things I do that impress my grandson, but he approves of my wearing this shirt, even when his friends might see me. Get one for your grandma -- you'll both be glad you did.
8/29/19
Tvtag23
Great and funny shirt
Great quality shirt, got lots of compliments on it. Funny and relevant!
4/6/18
ChincoPonyGirl
Fantastic feel & fit!
Love the smooth, velvety feel of this shirt! The fit was exactly what I expected, too. Just wish you'd make a "Follow the trail of the dead Russians" shirt also - I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
7/12/17
