Darwin Scarface

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Charles Darwin... or Charlie Montana?


Great news, movie lovers! Brian De Palma has been tapped to direct the upcoming Charles Darwin biopic. The film is not a faithful historical account but centers around a more "cinema-friendly" version of the great naturalist.

In De Palma's version, Darwin is a swaggering Cuban refugee who has only three things in this life -- his balls, his word, and his theory that all living things descended from a common ancestor and have evolved over time through a process of natural selection.

Darwin -- or "Charlie Montana" as he's known in the film -- rises to the top of the the Galapagos' cocaine-driven underworld, only to have it all come crashing down in a bloody shootout aboard the HMS Beagle.

As Charlie says, "First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the finches."

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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